I’ll admit it. If Joss Whedon wrote his grocery list on the back of a gas receipt and published it, I would wait in line all night, twitching and drooling to buy the first copy. Then I would moon over it to all my friends, blissfully ignoring their obvious contempt. “Eggs and Milk!” I would exclaim, “Criminy, he’s a genius! Genius! And oranges, who would have thought? What style! What humor! What daring!”
Then I would drain a pint of my blood, put into a jelly jar, and mail it to Joss Whedon, wi
Confirmed – VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE. Not even in the future. And not in the graphic novel Fray or as I shall refer to it: the Gospel According to Joss. I don’t know what Edward Cullen is, but he is not a vampire. THIS is a vampire:
He doesn’t need to sparkle.
My long-standing suspicions have now certainly been confirmed. Vampires, or “lurks” as they apparently call them in the future, are bad-ass, blood-sucking jerks who don’t give a flying frak about your feelings. Unless they have miraculously b