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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell (Tucker Max, #1)

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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very


The Book That Inspired The Movie

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction

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“I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.”

“I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I’m in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.”

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    Sean

    Feb 19, 2008

    rated it
    did not like it

    Recommends it for:
    troglodytes with impaired imagination
    Shelves:
    socio-cultural

    “My name is Tucker Max and I’m an asshole..” Mate, your name is “Tucker” and you attended law school, so the second half of that sentence seems redundant to me.

    The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto-racist, mostly Caucasian males: Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay, Howard Stern, Morton Downey Jr., “Animal House” (while funny, did spotlight frat-boy antics), Frank Zappa’s more misogynist moments (think “Dinah-Moe-Hum” and “Jewish Princess”) and on and on. In t

    The humor here seems to be the continuation of a long line of misogynist, sometimes crypto-racist, mostly Caucasian males: Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay, Howard Stern, Morton Downey Jr., “Animal House” (while funny, did spotlight frat-boy antics), Frank Zappa’s more misogynist moments (think “Dinah-Moe-Hum” and “Jewish Princess”) and on and on. In the 90s, Max’s type were labelled “mooks”–beer guzzling, baseball cap-wearing, aggressive & obnoxious. He seems to be a curious mutation, though–the upper-class mook..he’s still a knuckle-dragger, but he’s read a few books, instead of treating them like Kryptonite.

    He “disregards social norms”…by drinking alcohol, a legal drug–usually in bars or restaurants, where it’s legally acceptable to do so. Get this, he copulates….with WOMEN, no less. This critter is off the f**kin’ CHAIN! He’s had sex with multiple partners..oh man, where *will* his rebellion stop?! When he drinks too much alcohol, he vomits–that’s just insane! He has a crowd of sycophantic gits with names like BrownHole, Mudskipper and LungFish (O.K., I made up the last two – but you get the idea), who follow him around, laugh at his lame jokes and attempt to bask in the glory of “the Tucker”.

    Seriously, I just didn’t find any of it that funny–I know people keep going on about how hilarious this bloke is, but maybe I just don’t “get” frat-boy humor. I mean, the type of wit we’re dealing with here is stuff like: “I was about to have buttsex, known in the biz as ‘anal’…” Oh really? I thought it was called “tromboning”–thanks for clearing that up for me. He makes fun of an Asian girl’s speech and actually types “Rike” for “like”. He insults a pot-smoker by telling them they “smell like patchouli and bong-water”–my sides are splitting. I can get low-brow as much as the next guy or gal, as long as it delivers the funny–Max doesn’t deliver at all, he doesn’t even get close. Also, he likes to refer to himself in the third person quite a bit, which does my head in, especially when bad writers do it.

    Anyway, I’ve wasted enough time and effort on reviewing this mediocrity. Since I don’t believe in “Hell”–‘The Tucker’s penance can be to plant trees to replace every scrap of paper used to print his “book”, while being fellated by an ill-tempered badger.

    1/2 a star and a “W” rating (for Wwwwwwwwwwanker)
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    Kirk

    Dec 28, 2008

    added it

    This book makes me embarrassed to be a man. The fact that it has sold 400,000 copies makes embarrassed to be a reader. That it’s justified as bathroom reading makes me embarrassed to own a toilet. To folks who happen to like it: hey, to each his own. My opinions are worth both sides of the two-ply they’re printed on and nothing more. But as wussy as the words are, the whole premise—I’m an obnoxious alco-fuckaholic, but I know it, so the joke’s not on me—lacks two things I’m sorta fond of: co

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    karen

    May 25, 2009

    rated it
    liked it

    Recommends it for:
    girls with low self esteem and daddy issues

    this book is like anthropology for me – i have spent my life avoiding men like this and the women who are their prey just ’cause they annoy me. but i was still curious about why everyone was reading this. so reading this book was my shark week – i could watch the feeding frenzies, while avoiding that water at all costs. i think it was fortuitous that i started reading it the day i went to the leonard cohen concert – it made for some pretty magical comparisons. leonard cohen is a man who has been

    “remember when i moved in you the holy dove was moving too and every breath we drew was hallelujah”.

    “i know the hot one is going to fuck me so i want to hurry up and eat so i can get this pony in its stable”.

    two different takes on the act of intercourse… leonard cohen is in his seventies and i’d still fuck him first, just for his classiness. and i’m not offended by tucker max, its not some latent feminist rising within me. i recognize that for every one of his “conquests” there is a corresponding stupid stupid drunk girl who is experiencing the joys of social darwinism. my problem is with the actual writing. his anal sex accidents do not make me blush. what makes me blush is the number of times he says “i am so funny” or “my friends say i am hilarious”, or even the more generous “my friends are so hilarious”. truly the funniest part in this book is in the acknowledgments where he thanks someone for “turn(ing) good writing into great writing”.because its baaaad. he just isn’t funny. he comes across as someone who needs to be the center of attention so much, and is such a bad drunk, that he equates saying the loudest, rudest thing with the funniest. and i have been that drunk before, and i know how funny it seems at the time, but surely one has better comedic judgment when sober and reviewing the notes…greg says people like tucker max who find david sedaris “too cerebral”. i’m beginning to understand…it gets three stars because it amused me enough that i never wanted to throw it. but it isn’t great…
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